Base Item Edit
Description: You can use these for arts and crafts. With the guts of your enemies.
3 Build Grist
Alchemizable Weapons Edit
Fresh Scissors Edit
Description: Brand new, almost like they came right out of the box! ... They probably actually would have if you hadn't used alchemy to make them.
2 Build Grist, 2 Obsidian, 1 Tar, 1 Titanium
Throwing Scissors Edit
Bonus: Assault -1, Abuse +3
Description: This new weapon looks exactly like regular scissors, except sharper on the outside than the inside, and with a better grip. You guess this is an upgrade...?
5 Build Grist, 5 Blood, 3 Rust
Scissors of Spades Edit
Description: An extra-sharp pair of scissors, colored a fancy blank and red with a spade inlay where the blades join. You can probably seriously hurt something with these. Like stabbing them. In the eyes.
10 Build Grist, 10 Tar
Safety Scissors Edit
Bonus: Aggrieve +2, Assault -5
Description: The 100% child friendly weapon!
Combination: Scissors && Box of Crayons
12 Build Grist, 10 Chalk
Bloodstained Surgical Scissors Edit
Description: You're never going to get the dried blood and zombie goo off of these things...
5 Build Grist, 5 Blood, 1 Iodine, 5 Rust
Description: A pair of scissors fused with a pair of shears. You're not entirely sure what the difference is, but it seems to be an effective weapon, so who cares?
17 Build Grist, 7 Frosting
Squiddles Happy Playtime Scissors Edit
Bonus: Aggrieve +3, Aggress +4
Description: All your squishy, cephalapodal friends, now present on your scissors. Be careful not to hurt yourself! Others, not so much.
20 Build Grist, 25 Frosting, 5 Titanium
Bloodstain Fever Edit
Bonus: Aggress +4, Accuse +4, Abstain -4
Description: The scissors of the legendary serial killer herself, specially crafted for her crimes. Useful for killing both imps and cute boys.
20 Build Grist, 10 Marble, 1 Titanium
Semaphore Scissors Edit
Bonus: Aggrieve +2
Description: Scissors so red they fleetingly blind enemies, and friends if you're not careful.
10 Build Grist, 20 Copper, 2 Ruby
Pyro Scissors Edit
Description: These scissors spout flames from the tips. It reminds you of something from a monster truck rally.
Combination: Scissors && Blowtorch
20 Build Grist, 20 Amber
Bonus: Aggrieve +2
Description: It doesn't look the the blades of this fancy pair of elongated scissors come apart, but the edges have been crafted to razor sharpness. Possibly not the best thing to cut hair with.
20 Build Grist, 20 Jet, 2 Titanium
Flying With Scissors Edit
Bonus: Assault -2
Description: Remember when your parents told you never to run with scissors? Well, they didn't say you couldn't FLY with them...
Combination: Rocket Pack || Scissors
25 Build Grist, 1 Blood, 24 Jet
Scissoring Swing Edit
Bonus: Aggrieve +6
Description: A yo-yo with scissor blades that cut as it spins. Catching it may smart a little.
Combination: Scissors && Yoyo
22 Build Grist, 14 Copper
Cut Rifle Edit
Bonus: Aggrieve +5, Accuse -5
Description: Probably the most versatile item you've seen - a giant pair of scissors with a detachable rifle head mounted on one blade. You wouldn't say this is the most powerful weapon ever - after all, the blades aren't even double-edged - but man, this thing is badass.
100 Build Grist, 60 Jet
Double-Bladed Crafting Cutlery of the Squiddlesassin Edit
Bonus: Assault +5, Abuse +5
Description: Don't let the cheerful characters and awkward, tentacle-like shape of these scissors fool you, it could be the last mistake you make.
5 Blood, 45 Frosting, 25 Gold, 30 Jet, 25 Titanium
Yucca Scissors Edit
Description: These scissors have blades made from the sharp leaves of the yucca plant and white yucca blossoms hang from the handles.
25 Chalk, 25 Malachite
Magic Scissors Edit
Description: These scissors can cut almost every flat surface, as they are MAGIC.
Combination: Scissors && Basic Spellbook
60 Build Grist, 90 Amethyst, 90 Rust
Scissor in the Sun Edit
Bonus: Aggrieve +7, Aggress +7, Abjure -5, Abstain -10
Description: Scissors with sunglass lens attached to the handles. You REALLY don't feel comfortable with these near your eyes.
Combination: Scissors || Sunglasses
70 Build Grist, 30 Jet, 50 Rust
Scissors of Death Edit
Description: It's said that the three fates used these to cut a string of life when it is forced to end. At the very least these could be used to cut off a few imps.
Combination: Tombstone && Scissors
150 Build Grist, 2 Quartz, 175 Shale, 1 Tar
Edwardian Executioners Edit
Bonus: Aggrieve +4, Abuse -2, Abstain +4
Description: These scissor-hands are made for cutting, and that's just what they'll do. Unless wielded by an uncommonly gentle man, of course. Do not aim at face.
Combination: Sewing Shears && Gardening Gloves
500 Build Grist, 300 Copper
Sprinting With Scissors Edit
Bonus: Aggress +3, Assail +6, Abstain -10
Description: Everybody out of the goddamn way, you've got a heel full of rocket, a toe full of scissors, and a head full of whiplash!
Combination: Rocket Shoes && Scissors
500 Build Grist, 850 Jet, 25 Titanium
Aperture Science Paper-Separators Edit
Bonus: Aggress +5, Assail +7, Assult +10, Accuse -5, Abjure -7, Abstain -10
Description: Disclaimer: Many cuts were made in the making of this device, including but not limited to: budget cuts, safety cuts, performance cuts, and corner cuts.
Combination: Scissors || Portal 2
1300 Build Grist, 680 Mercury, 44 Titanium
Description: Hardcore tool for lock-picking, hedge-trimming, hair-cutting, and even ice-sculpting! Be wary that you have to resist the urge to relieve your itch.
3000 Build Grist, 250 Blood, 700 Jet, 500 Titanium
Scissors of Bloody Murder Edit
Bonus: Assault +70, Accuse -10, Abjure -20, Abstain -30
Description: These scissors look more like a giant two-handed greatsword, but either way, it's GAME OVER for those imps!
Combination: Scissors && Claymore
12,000 Blood, 100 Titanium, 10,000 Topaz
Mozaik Scissors Edit
Description: A certain scissors that will pierce your heart... actually, all scissors can.
Combination: Scissors || Hitsune Miku Plushie
5000 Build Grist, 3000 Quartz, 5000 Ruby, 1111 Star_Sapphire, 5000 Titanium
Holy Cutting Tool of Divine Squiddlescension Edit
Bonus: Aggrieve +20, Aggress +25, Assail +30, Assault +35
Description: "And unto squiddlekind, their god giveth the power to taketh away." What a grave mistake it would be if these were to fall into the wrong hands.
10000 Build Grist, 4000 Blood, 5000 Cobalt, 1000 Emerald, 5000 Rose_Quartz, 5000 Titanium
White Squiddle Scissors of the Scratch Doctor Edit
Bonus: Assail +75, Assault +100, Abuse +65, Abstain -50
Description: Something about these scissors feels... off. Save for the Squiddles, they are pure white and never seem to scratch or otherwise become marred. Still, they cut with such ease and efficiency that their creator must have been inhuman.
35000 Chalk, 15000 Titanium, 35000 Uranium
Superheated Candy Scissors Edit
Description: These delicious looking scissors can be taken apart into two different red hot Blades of pure Sugary murder.
Combination: Superheated Candy Cutter || Scissors
200000 Jet, 200000 Redstone, 30000 Sulfur
The Exorscissors Edit
Bonus: Aggrieve +10, Abuse +5, Abstain +15
Description: These scissors glow with an AWESOME POWER, their burning GRIP tells you to defeat evil!
99000 Build Grist, 11000 Diamond, 44000 Topaz
Bonus: Aggrieve -50, Assault +50, Abuse +50, Accuse -50
Description: That whoever could draw the scissors from the stone would be king by choice of Jesus Christ. Yeah, right. A bunch of nonsense.
120000 Build Grist, 100000 Gold, 80000 Rust, 100000 Titanium
Revolutionary Snipping Spades Edit
Description: What's more revolutionary than being able to make papercraft while in heavy melee combat? I certainly can't think of anything.
101010 Build Grist, 20002 Copper, 15051 Titanium
Sanguinary Scissors Edit
Bonus: Aggrieve -50, Assault +100, Abjure -20
Description: This scissors' dark magic could overcome your sane mind into a blood-thirsty psychopath... Be sure to think over this before wielding it or you'll be awkwardly bathing in your victim's blood.
600000 Blood, 200000 Jet, 150000 Titanium
Monstrous Hand-Held Cutting Apparatus of the Ancient Squiddle Clerics Edit
Bonus: Assail +750, Assault +1500, Abuse +1500, Accuse +750
Description: You can feel the eons of ancient history coursing through these blindingly white scissors as you wield them. Although they do seem rather large for scissors, they could easily pose a great threat at almost any range.
1500000 Blood, 1500000 Cobalt , 1000000 Copper, 500000 Diamond, 1000000 Marble, 1500000 Mercury, 1500000 Titanium
Bloody Decimurder Chaos Scissors Edit
Bonus: Aggrieve +500, Aggress +500, Assail +500, Assault +500, Abuse -200, Accuse -200, Abjure +100, Abstain +100
Description:These sinister, sharpened scissors make you feel... odd. And stabby.
900000 Amber, 3500000 Blood, 1400000 Jet, 1200000 Mercury, 1000000 Obsidian, 1000000 Titanium
Colossal Grimdark Scissors of the Squiddle Bishops Edit
Description: Those who followed the order of the squiddle a received greater power from them. lost for the ages but rediscovered now. The uncountable years have done little to dull these devilishly sharp shears. They are very large but inexplicably still one handed and darker than black, just like your soul.
1400000 Build Grist, 1000000 Blood, 1700000 Cobalt, 1400000 Copper, 700000 Diamond, 1400000 Marble, 2100000 Mercury, 700000 Tar, 2100000 Titanium
Time-Warping Scissors of the Omnipresent Squiddle Overlord Edit
Bonus: Aggrieve +1100, Aggress +1100, Assail +1100, Assault +1100, Abuse +1100, Accuse +1100, Abjure +1100, Abstain +1100
Description: A giant, mechanical Squiddle-themed doll... thing. Each of its tentacles is both a blade and a wand, shooting deadly time beams while rotating around a hinge, crushing anything unlucky enough to get caught between two of them. In reality, the creature's perception of time slows while stuck, allowing it to experience agony for an infinite period of time. All within half a second!
3339944 Build Grist, 586246 Amber, 256918 Amethyst, 770756 Blood, 4088942 Caulk, 513838 Cobalt, 417058 Copper, 296613 Frosting, 1103292 Garnet, 341031 Gold, 513838 Iodine, 628321 Jet, 4618538 Mercury, 927648 Rainbow, 1770052 Rock Candy, 1120424 Shale, 256918 Tar, 3498196 Uranium
Flower Scissors Edit
Bonus:Aggress +1100,Accuse +800,Abjure +5000,Abstain+4000
Description: ˝ These Scissors Are adult size, and a vine with a Magical Flower grows between the blades... This is completely useless for protecting yourself but ...you just don't have the heart to kill the flower ..so you keep it with you because it's pretty ˝
60000 Build Grist ,Amber 70,20000 Blood, 20 Colbalt, 2781 Shale, 10927 Rainbow, 18396 Tar, 1619362 Gold