Base Item Edit
Description: You can use these for arts and crafts. With the guts of your enemies.
3 Build Grist
Alchemizable Weapons Edit
Scissors of Spades Edit
Description: An extra-sharp pair of scissors, colored a fancy blank and red with a spade inlay where the blades join. You can probably seriously hurt something with these. Like stabbing them. In the eyes.
10 Build Grist, 10 Tar
Safety Scissors Edit
Bonus: Aggrieve +2, Assault -5
Description: The 100% child friendly weapon!
12 Build Grist, 10 Chalk
Pyro Scissors Edit
Description: These scissors spout flames from the tips. It reminds you of something from a monster truck rally.
Combination: Scissors && Blowtorch
20 Build Grist, 20 Amber
Squiddles Happy Playtime Scissors Edit
Bonus: Aggrieve +3, Aggress +4
Description: All your squishy, cephalapodal friends, now present on your scissors. Be careful not to hurt yourself! Others, not so much.
20 Build Grist, 25 Frosting, 5 Titanium
Flying With Scissors Edit
Bonus: Assault -2
Description: Remember when your parents told you never to run with scissors? Well, they didn't say you couldn't FLY with them...
Combination: Rocket Pack || Scissors
25 Build Grist, 1 Blood, 24 Jet
Scissoring Swing Edit
Bonus: Aggrieve +6
Description: A yo-yo with scissor blades that cut as it spins. Catching it may smart a little.
Combination: Scissors && Yoyo
22 Build Grist, 14 Copper
Magic Scissors Edit
Description: These scissors can cut almost every flat surface, as they are MAGIC.
Combination: Scissors && Basic Spellbook
Scissor in the Sun Edit
Bonus: Aggrieve +7, Aggress+7, Abjure -5, Abstain -10
Description: Scissors with sunglass lens attached to the handles. You REALLY don't feel comfortable with these near your eyes.
Combination: Scissors || Sunglasses
Scissors of Death Edit
Description: It's said that the three fates used these to cut a string of life when it is forced to end. At the very least these could be used to cut off a few imps.
Combination: Tombstone && Scissors
150 Build Grist, 2 Quartz, 175 Shale, 1 Tar
Sprinting With Scissors Edit
Bonus: Aggress +3, Assail +6, Abstain -10
Description: Everybody out of the goddamn way, you've got a heel full of rocket, a toe full of scissors, and a head full of whiplash!
Combination: Rocket Shoes && Scissors
Aperture Science Paper-Separators Edit
Bonus: Aggress +5, Assail +7, Assult +10, Accuse -5, Abjure -7, Abstain -10
Description: Disclaimer: Many cuts were made in the making of this device, including but not limited to: budget cuts, safety cuts, performance cuts, and corner cuts.
Combination: Scissors || Portal 2
1300 Build Grist, 680 Mercury, 44 Titanium
Scissors of Bloody Murder Edit
Bonus: Assault +70, Accuse -10, Abjure -20, Abstain -30
Description: These scissors look more like a giant two-handed greatsword, but either way, it's GAME OVER for those imps!
12,000 Blood, 100 Titanium, 10,000 Topaz
Mozaik Scissors Edit
Description: A certain scissors that will pierce your heart... actually, all scissors can.
5000 Build Grist, 3000 Quartz, 5000 Ruby, 1111 Star_Sapphire, 5000 Titanium
White Squiddle Scissors of the Scratch Doctor Edit
Bonus: Assail: 75, Assault: 100, Abuse: 65, Abstain: -50
Description: Something about these scissors feels... off. Save for the Squiddles, they are pure white and never seem to scratch or otherwise become marred. Still, they cut with such ease and efficiency that their creator must have been inhuman.
35,000 Chalk, 15,000 Titanium, 35,000 Uranium
The Exorscissors Edit
Bonus: Aggrieve +10, Abuse +5, Abstain +15
Description: These scissors glow with an AWESOME POWER, their burning GRIP tells you to defeat evil!
99,000 Build Grist, 11,000 Diamond, 44,000 Topaz
Superheated Candy Scissors Edit
Description: These delicious looking scissors can be taken apart into two different red hot Blades of pure Sugary murder.
Combination: Superheated Candy Cutter || Scissors
200,000 Jet, 200,000 Redstone, 30,000 Sulfur
Bonus: Aggrieve: -50, Assault: 50, Abuse: 50, Accuse: -50
Description: That whoever could draw the scissors from the stone would be king by choice of Jesus Christ. Yeah, right. A bunch of nonsense.
120,000 Build Grist, 100,000 Gold, 80,000 Rust, 100,000 Titanium
Sanguinary Scissors Edit
Bonus: Aggrieve: -50, Assault: 100, Abjure: -20
Description: This scissors' dark magic could overcome your sane mind into a blood-thirsty psychopath... Be sure to think over this before wielding it or you'll be awkwardly bathing in your victim's blood.
600,000 Blood, 200,000 Jet, 150,000 Titanium
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